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“The unholy union of marshmallows and alcohol.”
We love peeps! And booze! Our mixologists concoct peep-themed drinks, and we photograph them for you to enjoy.
NOTE: THIS IS AN UNDERGROUND, UNOFFICIAL FAN SITE!
We are not affiliated with the makers of peeps.
Are you ready for this year’s Easter abomination?
Don’t get eaten by this colorful but risky drink…
Chill and shake the ingredients, close your eyes and think of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
Un-peep-lievable… An explosion of emoji popularity has been one of the hallmarks of 2016, and the “Poo Emoji” is one of the most surprising “break-out” stars. But we didn’t think it would make its way around to our neck of the woods. We were wrong!
Check out this outrageous story from Laughing Squid!
Poop Peeps? No Way!
http://laughingsquid.com/poop-peeps-homemade-marshmallow-treats-shaped-like-poop-emoji/
If you know what this means:
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then you’re qualified to have this drink. You also probably have a long beard and think a great way to spend a Saturday night is with your nose buried in a thick instruction manual for some kind of computer equipment that has a lot of blinking lights and noisy fans. In other words, you’re our kind of people!
Stop blogging about why one distribution of Linux is subtly better than another, (ahem “orders of magnitude” better than another), and chill out with a few of your favorite peeps. You know, soak the toes. Kick back a few brews. Lose the clothes and hang out with a few friends, just to see what happens.
(pssst! In case you think we’re “hatin'” on ya, here’s our nerd cred: We posted this message on “Pi Day“, March 14th… at 3:14:15pm… we’re on your side!)
Much love, from the Editor
When it’s the shortest day of the year, and you live in a cold climate (as your humble editors do), what are you and your peeps to do?
That’s right, it’s time for us snowbirds to migrate, so today’s peep-themed drink special is inspired by the bikers of Daytona Beach, the college parties of Fort Lauderdale, and the Vices of Miami!
Supposedly invented at some crazy Florida Tiki Bar in the 50s, this is one of those sickly-sweet drinks with no particular taste that gets mixed with all the excess flavored liqueurs behind the bar that nobody ever orders. (What, you were expecting something elegant or ‘refined’, on a website like this?)
Here’s our favorite interpretation:
Enjoy responsibly, and remember “No means No”.
Line up your peeps for the last rays of summer… and get ready for this fully decadent refreshment:
Mix in blender, pour into a hollowed-out pineapple or coconut. Best enjoyed while inside a hot tub. With beautiful people, like you!
A peeple-pleasing twist on a classic staple beverage – great for “Thirsty Thursday”, and especially refreshing in Spring and Summer!
The traditional drink for ear-cutting, hallucinatory, suicidal artistic types, Absenthe needs its turn through the Peep Factory.
Whether you consider the French or the Swiss to be the “original,” just be sure to use the European “real stuff.” There are some watered-down American versions with less of the trippy wormwood, the mildly psychoactive ingredient that makes it fun.
The Japanese call it “Shochu”. The Koreans call it “Soju”. Kinda like the Russians’ “Wodka”. Or the Hillbillies’ “Hootch”.
But straight distilled grain spirits by any other name would still be Peeptastic in our book!
We choose to plate this with gently steamed broccoli florets, drizzled in a Yuzu Teriyaki sauce.
Stuck with too many leftover peeps, and not sure what to do?
Feeling frustrated that you didn’t win the “4 Gross of Peeps” contest we had in May 2011?
Those lovable marshmallows still have plenty of uses… A few hours in the freezer helped this series along:
The calm before the storm
Who says they're squishy? Not these peeps...
Dropping the HAMMER down on them peeps (literally!)
Exploded-Peep Aftermath
We’re just one week away from the close of the first PeepDrinks.com Reader Submission contest!
Remember, vote by sharing on facebook or tweeting with an entry’s hashtags… You can browse all the entries at http://www.peepdrinks.com/category/reader-submissions/ — every “share” on facebook is worth 5 points, and every “tweet” is worth 2 points.
The Painkiller Peeps (actually not “alcohol with peeps”, but a recipe for how to make peeps out of alcohol) is in the lead… But 2nd and 3rd place are just one tweet apart from each other! Â Do you have an entry in the contest? Â It’s not too late to enter, if you think you can get a lot of shares… and even though there’s no prize for 2nd or 3rd place, I wouldn’t be surprised if either one of them tried to pull ahead!
Good Luck to all, and remember, the winner gets a bottle of vodka plus 4 gross of peeps. Â That’s 576 opportunities to start planning for the next contest…
Dunk peep in Fox’s U-Bet brand chocolate syrup. Add ingredients to shaker filled with ice, then pour into martini glass. Â Add remaining chocolate syrup.
Optional: Before pouring drink into martini glass, wet the rim and invert the glass into a saucer dusted with hot chocolate mix or finely grated dark chocolate.
Stir or shake together tequila and orange juice. Fill a chilled 12 ounce glass with ice cubes; pour in orange juice mixture. Slowly pour in the grenadine, and allow it to settle to the bottom of the glass (be patient). Garnish with a an orange slice (optional), a maraschino cherry, and a marshmallow peep!
Proper Peeptini-drinking etiquette: Lick salt off hand Take swig of peeptini Throw peep over your left shoulder (repeat…er…repeep)Lisa Bisa Bo Fisa
Place cinnamon on a saucer. Wet the rim of the martini glass, and slide it around upside-down on the saucer to apply the cinnamon rim. Fill a large shaker with ice, and add all three ingredients. Strain into martini glass, carefully avoiding the cinnamon, and float two peeps on top as garnish.
When you're talking traditional Easter beverages... you're talking PeepTini. (Thanks to Russell Mc)Dave Barry
Thanks so much, Dave, for finding and sharing this ridiculous site I put up one night back in 2006… I’ve been a fan of your humor column since the ’90s, and if I knew you wrote about the site and got us all those visitors, I certainly would have kept it up over the years! Aah, well, it’s back online now for 2011 (5-year anniversary).
