“The unholy union
of marshmallows
and alcohol.”
19 peep concoctions
Are you ready for this year’s Easter abomination?
Don’t get eaten by this colorful but risky drink…
Chill and shake the ingredients, close your eyes and think of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
Un-peep-lievable… An explosion of emoji popularity has been one of the hallmarks of 2016, and the “Poo Emoji” is one of the most surprising “break-out” stars. But we didn’t think it would make its way around to our neck of the woods. We were wrong!
Check out this outrageous story from Laughing Squid!
http://laughingsquid.com/poop-peeps-homemade-marshmallow-treats-shaped-like-poop-emoji/
If you know what this means:
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then you’re qualified to have this drink. You also probably have a long beard and think a great way to spend a Saturday night is with your nose buried in a thick instruction manual for some kind of computer equipment that has a lot of blinking lights and noisy fans. In other words, you’re our kind of people!
Stop blogging about why one distribution of Linux is subtly better than another, (ahem “orders of magnitude” better than another), and chill out with a few of your favorite peeps. You know, soak the toes. Kick back a few brews. Lose the clothes and hang out with a few friends, just to see what happens.
(pssst! In case you think we’re “hatin'” on ya, here’s our nerd cred: We posted this message on “Pi Day“, March 14th… at 3:14:15pm… we’re on your side!)
Much love, from the Editor
When it’s the shortest day of the year, and you live in a cold climate (as your humble editors do), what are you and your peeps to do?
That’s right, it’s time for us snowbirds to migrate, so today’s peep-themed drink special is inspired by the bikers of Daytona Beach, the college parties of Fort Lauderdale, and the Vices of Miami!
Supposedly invented at some crazy Florida Tiki Bar in the 50s, this is one of those sickly-sweet drinks with no particular taste that gets mixed with all the excess flavored liqueurs behind the bar that nobody ever orders. (What, you were expecting something elegant or ‘refined’, on a website like this?)
Here’s our favorite interpretation:
Enjoy responsibly, and remember “No means No”.
Line up your peeps for the last rays of summer… and get ready for this fully decadent refreshment:
Mix in blender, pour into a hollowed-out pineapple or coconut. Best enjoyed while inside a hot tub. With beautiful people, like you!
A peeple-pleasing twist on a classic staple beverage – great for “Thirsty Thursday”, and especially refreshing in Spring and Summer!
The traditional drink for ear-cutting, hallucinatory, suicidal artistic types, Absenthe needs its turn through the Peep Factory.
Whether you consider the French or the Swiss to be the “original,” just be sure to use the European “real stuff.” There are some watered-down American versions with less of the trippy wormwood, the mildly psychoactive ingredient that makes it fun.
The Japanese call it “Shochu”. The Koreans call it “Soju”. Kinda like the Russians’ “Wodka”. Or the Hillbillies’ “Hootch”.
But straight distilled grain spirits by any other name would still be Peeptastic in our book!
We choose to plate this with gently steamed broccoli florets, drizzled in a Yuzu Teriyaki sauce.
Stuck with too many leftover peeps, and not sure what to do?
Feeling frustrated that you didn’t win the “4 Gross of Peeps” contest we had in May 2011?
Those lovable marshmallows still have plenty of uses… A few hours in the freezer helped this series along:
What better way to wash down all these sweet, sweet, items than with a sweet, sweet, drink. Yes, someone out there has invented drinks with peeps. Why? Who knows, probably on a bet of some sort. Are we happy about this? Maybe... it seems like a good use of peeps and maybe the only thing on this list I could consume without that many negative side effects. At least one would hope. What's really scary is the reference to their sister site, peepsluts.com. This isn't active at the time of this posting, so be careful when visiting as the contents are completely unknown to me...
