Two parts margarita, one part blue curaçao, three parts stupidity.
“Laugh it up, fuzzball!”
Our Recipes
41 peep concoctions
Hennessy Peep
What up? What’s happening?
How come sports people think cheap brandy is a status symbol?
Make a pyramid of cheering peep-leaders, and salute your favorite idol-of-the-minute with our latest abomination.
Add a spike us trolley in
Oops, was that supposed to be:
“Hit us peeps assed rail ya in?”
or
“Addle-pated braille eon?”
However you “speak Australian”, choose Fosters. Because it’s the kind of beer that can be improved by anything. Even peeps.
I mean, “This is the kind of beer that people who eat peeps would want to drink. with peeps. or something.”
Someone stop me before I get pwned by some big people.
Which Came First
This peeptastic creation came from the “We Love DC” blog, which I believe spotted it at the W Hotel in Washington DC (?)… link to the original site is: http://www.welovedc.com/2011/04/22/seasonal-cocktails-at-pov/
Easter is big for the W with its proximity to the White House egg roll and other festivities, so the drinks started on an Easter theme. There was the cotton-candy-blue Which Came First (blue curaçao, vanilla, and heavy cream, hot pink sugar rim – and a bright yellow Peep floating in the middle) and the Cotton Tail which featured actual cotton candy
Peep Eraser
Perfect for Memorial Day parties, this college classic never gets old. Or, if it does, I can’t seem to remember it.
- 2 oz vodka
- 1 oz Kahlúa
- 1 oz club soda
- 1 reckless peep
- 1 drinking straw
Pour vodka into a short, wide glass. Next is the trickiest part – with the glass on table, very gently pour in a little Kahlúa. To get the “layer” effect, it must be added extremely gently. The best way is to hold a spoon in the glass, just above the surface of the vodka, and pour the tequila onto the spoon, letting it trickle down. The Kahlúa is heavier, so it will sink below the vodka. Think “eye-dropper”, it really has to be that slow. You may be able to use the edge of the glass to help.
Once you’ve got those two layers, do the same thing with a little bit of club soda or seltzer. Viewed from the side, you should be able to see all three layers (the vodka will be swirly).
Don’t forget to add the peep, for moral support.
To drink this peepcoction, hold the straw vertically, lean over the glass, and put a straw all the way to the bottom. Suck the entire drink through the straw all at once — you’ll have a great view, as the dark Kahlúa disappears and the drink turns clear. If you do it all at once, the first thing you taste is coffee, and the club soda at the end will clear and refresh your palate.
Just don’t have too many…
Peepover Cure
- One raw egg
- Dash of hot sauce
- Peep to keep you company
If you’ve enjoyed a few too many PeepDrinks, the next morning you’re likely to be looking for a cure. And we have one!
Of course it’s best if the eggs are free range organic, and for the hot sauce I heartily recommend “Psycho Bitch” mango habañero, brand, with the tagline “PMS in a bottle”)
By the way, don’t actually try to take a shortcut and simply eat the habañero, else this may happen: http://youtube.com/?v=L8ip5oGlMfU. If you fancy the hot sauce, I recommend shopping FireGirl.com — this is not a paid endorsement, I just love the vendor!
Flaming Peep S’more
We’ve been saving this one for a while… it’s Bailey’s, Kahlúa, and Absolut, on the rocks, with a fiery Marshmallow Peep!
don’t ask how many tries it took, to get this right…!
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Peepmopolitan
- 2oz Vodka
- 1oz Cointreau
- 1oz Cranberry
- splash of OJ
- splash of Rose’s Lime
- 1 very sophisticated marshmallow peep
Mix as a martini, add pretense, garnish with peep.
Peep Sebastian
- 2oz Wray & Nephew’s 151°
- 1oz Chambord
- 1oz Blue Curaçao
- splash of cranberry
- 1 marshmallow peep
- numerous piercings
In honor of our goth friends at Absolution, we present this overproof overpierced special… Imbibe with caution, and away from open flames!